我的美國世界

前天我的一個印度同學寄了一篇真實笑話給我，是一個記者在訪問的時候發生的笑話:

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This has got to be one of the best comeback lines of all time.
It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a
female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about
to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended

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我看完之後覺得很好笑，就把它轉寄給David。過沒兩分鐘，David就打電話來說他快要笑死了...

果然笑話是不分國界的。